" senior high school "

 [ "Carpinteria Senior High School" ]

1: Carpinteria Senior High School (CHS) This school is filled with many cliques, stoners, and nicotine addicts. Some of the known groups would be:

  * e.g.,  ... Carpinteria Senior High School: *exists* 

 [ "Carpinteria Senior High School" ]

2: TPL (Tar Pits Locals): Basically retarded kids.

  * e.g.,  ... BVKU: Look! We must nest in the bathroom! 

 [ "Carpinteria Senior High School" ]

3: SCO (Serena Creek Originals): The Jocks you want at your school.

  * e.g.,  ... SMC: Yeah, we're gonna own this place. 

 [ "Carpinteria Senior High School" ]

4: SMC (Salt Marsh Chain): Literal Gods and a caffeine addict.

  * e.g.,  ... TPL: Yewwwww! Yewwwww! Yewwwww! *Is bad at volleyball* 

 [ "Carpinteria Senior High School" ]

5: BVKU (Bathroom Vape Kids United): Nicotine Addicts.

 [ "Carpinteria Senior High School" ]

6: The Beaners: Everywhere Freshmen: Easily addicted and chaotic.

 [ "Carpinteria Senior High School" ]

7: Sophomores: Better

 [ "Carpinteria Senior High School" ]

8: Juniors: Even better

 [ "Carpinteria Senior High School" ]

9: Seniors: Kings

 [ "Warwick Senior High School" ]

1: Hell is a place on earth, this is it.

  * e.g.,  ... "QUIT STABBING THE FISH IN THE FISH TANK." - Stirbs Science at Warwick Senior High School 

 [ "Plano Senior High School" ]

1: Caught in the middle of the feud between Plano East and Plano West, Plano Senior High School remains to this very day, regardless of really really really really ridiculously bad propaganda about drugs, the most prestigious school in the nation. cuz we said so.

  * e.g.,  ... Plano Senior High School 

 [ "Plano Senior High School" ]

2: The school has maintained excellent traditions that not only encourage the students to excel in academics but to also have fun, yo.

  * e.g.,  ...  ^ 

 [ "Plano Senior High School" ]

3: Yeah, we have our share of rich snobby kids, but don't be hatin' on us, bitches.

  * e.g.,  ... cant touch this. 

 [ "Plano Senior High School" ]

4: Here are a few reasons we own you.

 [ "Plano Senior High School" ]

5: -7 state football titles. more than any other school in texas.

 [ "Plano Senior High School" ]

6: -AP biology teacher was 2006 texas teacher of the year.

 [ "Plano Senior High School" ]

7: -highest SAT average in the nation (yeah, we love our asians)

 [ "Plano Senior High School" ]

8: -you have to have a 1 to be in the top ten percent.

 [ "Plano Senior High School" ]

9: -the largest graduating class in the nation every year.

 [ "Plano Senior High School" ]

10: -Plano Senior High was named by the Grammy Foundation as a 2005 Grammy Signature School Gold school for their achievement in the arts.

 [ "Plano Senior High School" ]

11: -STATES CHAMPS; Boys Varsity Basketball 2006

 [ "Plano Senior High School" ]

12: - UIL division 5A was created because of us.

 [ "Plano Senior High School" ]

13: -Plano administers more Advanced Placement tests each year than any other school west of the Mississippi River and all but one school in the United States

 [ "Plano Senior High School" ]

14: -The campus was constructed at a cost of 36 million dollars

 [ "Plano Senior High School" ]

15: -Plano hosts the largest high school blood drive in the nation. and it's been the way since 199

 [ "Plano Senior High School" ]

16: -we pretty much built Allen. thanks to Robin Hood

 [ "Plano Senior High School" ]

17: -The 2006 Plano Academic Decathlon team took 2nd at nationals.

 [ "Plano Senior High School" ]

18: -John B. Herrington- the first Native American astronaut to go to space- graduated from Plano.

 [ "Plano Senior High School" ]

19: -we have a pond. with REAL ducks. our ducks own your ducks.

 [ "Plano Senior High School" ]

20: -the Wildcat Band played at Texas Stadium.

 [ "Plano Senior High School" ]

21: -Plano's HOSA, FBLA, and other career organizations pretty much make it to nationals every year..and win. not to mention own all the magnet schools.

 [ "Plano Senior High School" ]

22: -Plano has the most active volunteers in Texas.

 [ "Plano Senior High School" ]

23: -Our foreign language program is better than yours. by a lot.

 [ "Plano Senior High School" ]

24: -and that's just a few. if you really want to know more about Plano, tell your dad to get rich fast and move here..or die trying. (you'll probably die trying.)

 [ "Plano Senior High School" ]

25: If at first you dont succeed, Plano is not for you.

 [ "Davis Senior High School" ]

1: A high school in Davis, CA where students like to get drunk everyday of the week, do a lot of coke, and drive nice cars. Favorite lunch destination = chipotle. And generally you can find students from this high school in abundance at In-n-Out literally any day of the week (minus during finals) either drunk or passed out until their closing which is at 1am. Somehow, however they all make it to very prestige universities.

  * e.g.,  ... Hi my name is John Doe, I go to Davis Senior High School and I have a 8 GPA, a 2390 on my SAT's, and I'm enrolled in some of the most rigorous courses in the state of California. I'm also completely thizzed, coked, high, drunk, and adderralled out of my mind right now. 

 [ "auburn senior high school" ]

1: a school where ghetto people , bitches with crooked ass teeth , niggas that sag more than their grades and nothing happens. except bullshit

  * e.g.,  ... most ghetto school ever? 

 [ "Dracut Senior High School" ]

1: Dracut High sucks. The catwalk leaks. Heat/AC barely ever works. Our windows are plastic. We have shitty janitors that just sit on their asses all day and smoke buts. Classes are a joke. Same with the teachers. We have the shittiest food. This school's filled with drama and sluts. The school only cares about football. It's filled with a bunch of hicks and Lowell wanabies with Boston accents. There's probably a total of 10 black kids in our school and a few of Asians and Puerto Ricans... everyone else is white. We have the most stereotypical lunch; where 200 kids are packed into a shitty cafeteria with a separate clique at each table. There aren’t too many fights, but when there is one, the whole school knows within a matter of minutes. There are STD ridden sluts roaming the halls with their tits hangin out and asses showing (not complaining). If your from here you know that the A-wing bathroom if for smoking buts. Our school is filled with fags/band geeks. 10% get good grades. About 90% are involved in sports. All of us smoke pot, drink and party. There are at least two pregnant girls currently in our school. If you go here you know what ATT stands for. Freshman suck. We won’t pass reaccreditation. We have a crazy apron lady. Everyone hates Nunbuns. Everyone has a shitty car except the random Asians that pull up in M3's or Mugen's. The ONLY thing that DHS students hate more than Dracut, is Lowell.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude: "Yo that chick from Dracut Senior High School was soo dope!" 

 [ "Dracut Senior High School" ]

1: Dracut Senior High School is the final stop on your way through the Dracut school system. It is located on Lakeview Ave. The school consists of excellent teachers for the most part. The female population consist of sluts, goths, band geeks, wannabes, and art freaks. The male population consists of jocks, meat-heads, goths, wannabes, geeks, assholes, pot heads, and scholars. Regardless of your social status almost every student is an alcoholic. During lunch the cafeteria is one huge stereotype e.g. the cool table, the goth table, the band table, the loser table, the freshmen table, the football team's table ext. The most popular thing to do on a Friday night at Dracut High is to attend a football game and to drink alcohol before, during, and after the game. Dracut High is a 98% white and if you are a black student you will either become very popular or unknown.

  * e.g.,  ... You slept with a Dracut Senior High School girl? You better go to the clinic. What are you doing friday night? I'm going to the football game with you and were going to get fucked up! Come sit next to me at lunch. I can't everyone at your tble hates me. 

 [ "Hialeah Senior High School" ]

1: Hialeah Senior High School is The breeding Place for many of Miami/Hialeahs Chonga and Chongo Population. It covers Grades 9 - 12, but most of the school's population drop out by age 1 This is one of the only schools where They serve Stale bread on sandwhiches and warm up four day old pizza for breakfast. Also, This is the ONLY school when you walk into the Administrators Office and find they're out to lunch at 6:45 AM!

  * e.g.,  ... Rick : Wow, She is a Huge Chonga. 

 [ "Lehigh Senior High School" ]

1: A high school in Lehigh Acres, Florida. It scores lower on standardized tests than the school for kids with behavior problems.

  * e.g.,  ... James: I got suspended for breathing too heavily after going up the stairs! They said I had no right to disturb the learning process! 

 [ "Lehigh Senior High School" ]

2: Nearly none of the teachers are qualified. The only ones that are are there to teach college classes. Other than that, most probably have never attended college. Any person with an 8th grade education (an 8th grade education NOT attained at Lehigh, mind you) can likely read at higher levels and do better on math and science than the educators at this school do. Some teachers are even known to come to school hungover, and they use class time to sleep it off while they assign pointless busy work.

  * e.g.,  ... Mark: That's Lehigh for you. 

 [ "Lehigh Senior High School" ]

3: The administration is a Hitler-esque henchman (Mr. Davis, but he's being changed, but the new one will likely take over where Davis left off) They suspend you or send to to "Time Out" if you question their authority. He has cronies at his disposal, including overweight "Security" guards who ride around on golf carts and try to look important.

 [ "Lehigh Senior High School" ]

4: "Time Out" is guarded by a portly African-American fellow named Taj. He looks totally helpless and ignorant. He hopelessly pecks at his computer keyboard trying to figure out the mystery of solitaire. He can be heard saying "Y'all be quiet"

 [ "Lehigh Senior High School" ]

5: As for extracurricular activities, drama is a joke. The football team is mediocre and the school band never plays in the stands. They hardly ever show up to games at all. After all, the humidity might damage their uniforms.

 [ "Nampa Senior High School" ]

1: Nampa Senior High School, or Nampa High for short, is set in a mid-sized city (a city with a population less than 250,000) called Nampa, of Canyon county, Idaho.

  * e.g.,  ... Nampa Senior High School is totally kick ass... 

 [ "Nampa Senior High School" ]

2: Nampa Senior High School may in short be called Nampa High.

 [ "Nampa Senior High School" ]

3: There are normally about 1,500 students that attend each year. There could be more going to the school if the district didn't draw all the school zone lines so that all the rich kids could attend the pansy Skyview High School across town. **Please note image #1**

 [ "Nampa Senior High School" ]

4: The current student body is made up of 74% caucasian, 25% hispanic, and 1% other. So anyone that says Nampa High is a trashy school where all the "beaners" go, has just been proven wrong, so now you need to shut the F up...

 [ "Nampa Senior High School" ]

5: The sports at Nampa High School arn't always the best, please note image #1 again to see that Skyview clearly has an advantage to more students, thus more talent in everything.

 [ "Nampa Senior High School" ]

6: One thing that is totally kick ass at Nampa High is their Marching Band, sure we may make fun of the band kids, but they're always the ones to bring the trophies home...

 [ "Nampa Senior High School" ]

7: All there is left to say is once a Bulldog, ALWAYS a Bulldog! BULLDOG PRIDE!